Cinco de Drinko Tee

The Cinco de Drinko Tee from Unethical Threads is a drinking shirt for people who peaked at the open bar. It says what you were already thinking, just louder and on cotton. Available in sizes S through 4XL because bad decisions come in all sizes.

Who actually wears this?

People who know that Cinco de Mayo is really just a Tuesday with better excuses. Your friend who orders the fishbowl margarita.

The person who brings a flask to a potluck. If you've ever said "one more round" knowing full well it wouldn't be one more round, this is your shirt. It's not for the cautious. It's for the person the group chat is named after.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't thin out after three washes (or three margaritas, for that matter)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because nobody needs a V-neck at a taco bar
• DTG printed for color that stays crisp long after you've stopped being crisp
• Preshrunk fabric so it fits the same whether you're pre or post-burrito

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Without question.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, white elephant exchanges, or just because your friend needs to be reminded of their priorities. If they've ever treated happy hour like a personality trait, you already know this is the move.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it sits comfortably without being baggy. If you're between sizes, your usual size will work.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's printed with DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, which means the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it stays sharp.

Can I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?

Obviously. Margarita season is a state of mind, not a calendar date. Wear it whenever you feel like making your drink order everyone else's business.

Is this a good gift for someone who doesn't drink?

If they have a sense of humor, absolutely. The shirt is funny whether you're holding a margarita or a sparkling water.