Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee

The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices Black Tee is Unethical Threads' official uniform for anyone who treats May 5th less like a cultural celebration and more like a personal challenge. Heavyweight cotton. Zero subtlety.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked during spring break and have been chasing that feeling ever since.

If you've ever called tequila a "personality trait" or used Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to drink on a Tuesday, this shirt was designed for you. It's also weirdly popular at office parties where HR has already given up.

• Heavyweight cotton that can absorb both compliments and spilled margaritas
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because bad choices come in every size
• Crew neck, classic and requires no thought
• DTG printed graphics for color that outlasts your liver
• Black colorway that hides the margarita stains (you're welcome)

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, if you know someone whose relationship with tequila could be described as "committed."

Cinco de Mayo parties, birthdays for that one friend, bachelor weekends. You already know exactly who needs this. It's a terrible gift for your boss, unless your boss is the reason this shirt exists in the first place.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the graphic stays sharp.

Can I wear this outside of Cinco de Mayo?
Absolutely. Bad choices aren't seasonal.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a margarita machine, you're probably fine.