Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices White Tee

The Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices White Tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to everyone whose Cinco de Mayo planning starts and ends at the liquor store. Heavyweight cotton, shameless energy, and a sponsor you've been repping for years whether you knew it or not.

Who wears a Cinco de Drinko shirt?

People who treat May 5th less like a cultural holiday and more like a personal challenge.

The kind of person who has strong opinions about margarita salt and weak opinions about pacing themselves. If your friend group has a "liability," this is their uniform. If you don't know who the liability is, check your cart.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles tequila spills, regret, and a washing machine (in that order)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because bad choices come in all sizes
• Crew neck, because you're not fancy and we respect that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even when you can't
• White tee. Pairs well with questionable decisions and lime juice stains

Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?

It's the best Cinco de Mayo gift.

Better than a bottle of tequila, because this lasts longer than one night (though the memories wearing it might not). If you're shopping for someone who celebrates with enthusiasm and questionable judgment, the Cinco de Drinko Sponsored By Bad Choices tee says everything a greeting card is too polite to.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Cinco de Drinko shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're the designated driver or the reason someone needs one.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. You'll get tired of your own jokes before this print gives out.

Is this shirt only for Cinco de Mayo?

Technically, yes. Realistically, bad choices are a year-round commitment. Wear it whenever you want.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to absorb some dignity but soft enough to sleep in when you don't make it to bed.