Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People Black Tee

The Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who celebrates Cinco de Mayo the honest way. It says the quiet part out loud on heavyweight black cotton. You already know if this is for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who can take a joke and dish one back. This isn't for the guy who Googles "is this offensive" before buying a shirt.

It's for the friend group that roasts each other across cultural lines because that's what real friendship looks like. Cinco de Mayo parties have never been about historical accuracy, and this tee leans all the way into that.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a napkin after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, your uncle is covered)
• Crew neck, because V-necks peaked in 2011
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for color that actually survives the washing machine
• Black tee, so margarita spills are your little secret

Will this offend someone?

Absolutely. That's sort of the point.

If you're buying from a store called Unethical Threads, you've already made peace with that. The joke works because it's self-aware. Wear it around people who get that. Skip the work holiday party.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing process bonds ink directly to the cotton fibers. Wash inside out on cold and it holds up well.

Is this shirt good for a Cinco de Mayo party?

It was basically designed for one. Show up with this and a case of Modelo and you're set.

What's the shirt material?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It has real weight to it, not that tissue-paper-thin stuff.

Can I return it if someone gets mad?

Check the return policy on the site, but we can't return the look on their face.