Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People White Tee

The Cinco De Drinko The One Day Mexicans Pretend They Like White People tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the kind of shirt that makes Cinco de Mayo honest. Someone had to say it. We put it on cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who think cultural exchange peaks at tequila shots and don't need a safe space to laugh about it.

If you've ever been the only person at the Cinco party who gets the irony, this is your uniform. It's for the friend everyone's a little scared to go out with because they'll say what the rest of the table was thinking. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your dignity at a Cinco party
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Everyone gets to be problematic.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy, just functional.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't.
• Machine washable. The shirt survives the morning after, even if your reputation doesn't.

Is this actually a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to know they won't cry about it.

Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, birthdays of people with genuinely dark senses of humor, or that one coworker who makes HR nervous. If you have to wonder whether the recipient can handle it, they can't. Get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Order your normal size unless you want that oversized look.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles abuse just fine.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on your sense of humor. If you're browsing Unethical Threads, you already know the answer.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, well-made tee. Nothing flimsy.

Can I wear this to a Cinco de Mayo party?

That's literally the point. Bring extra margaritas as a peace offering.