Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo Black Tee

The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo Black Tee is Unethical Threads saying what you're already thinking every May 5th. A black graphic tee for anyone whose holiday energy skews more "please stop talking to me" than "pass the margaritas." DTG printed on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who show up to the Cinco de Mayo party and immediately regret it.

The type who brings a six-pack, says something terrible within five minutes, and somehow gets invited back next year. If your sense of humor makes your coworkers nervous, you're the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't turn transparent after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're offensive but not a V-neck person
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print keeps the colors locked in, not cracking or peeling
• Black. Obviously.

Is this a good gift?

Only if the recipient's sense of humor has gotten them in trouble before.

This isn't a safe gift. It's an "I know you, and this is exactly your speed" gift. The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo Black Tee lands best when someone unwraps it and immediately puts it on.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Cinco de Mayo?
Loosely. It's more about wanting to be left alone during a holiday that got too loud. Unethical Threads makes shirts for that exact mood.

What sizes does the Cinco Go Die Yo tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works across the board.

Does the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers. The print holds up and won't crack or peel.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.