Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo White Tee

The Cinco De Mayo More Like Cinco Go Die Yo White Tee is Unethical Threads' contribution to your May 5th wardrobe. It says what you're thinking while everyone else is pretending to care about margarita specials. White tee, dark sentiment, perfect balance.

Who actually wears this?

People who show up to the Cinco De Mayo party and immediately regret it. The kind of person who brings their own bottle because they don't trust the punch.

If you've ever responded to 'Happy Cinco De Mayo!' with a blank stare, this is your uniform. It pairs well with sunglasses, a general disinterest in small talk, and whatever you're drinking that isn't a frozen margarita from a machine.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (unlike your Cinco De Mayo plans)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because bad taste comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay vivid long after your hangover fades
• White tee, which yes, will show salsa stains. Choose your battles.

Does this work as a gift?

It works for exactly one type of person, and you already know if they're that person. If you have to wonder, get them a candle.

This is the gift you give your friend who texts you 'I hate today' every May 5th. It's not subtle. It's not trying to be. That's the point, and that's why it works.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Cinco De Mayo?
Yes. It's a Cinco De Mayo shirt for people who find the holiday personally exhausting. Wear it May 5th or any day you want to be left alone.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a tamale or a burrito.

Will the print fade?
No. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. You'll get tired of the shirt before the shirt gets tired of looking good.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, save it for the weekend.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?
Check our return policy, but we can't refund hurt feelings. That's between you and whoever decided to read your chest.