Cinco De Mayo Proof That One Good Day Can Ruin The Next Three Black Tee

Unethical Threads made a Cinco De Mayo shirt for the people who celebrate like heroes and suffer like mortals. This black tee captures the beautiful, horrible math of one good day versus three ruined ones. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, no apologies.

Who actually wears a Cinco De Mayo hangover shirt?

People who've earned it. The ones who show up on May 5th with intentions and wake up on May 8th with regrets.

This isn't a shirt for people who had "a couple of margaritas." This is for the crowd that turned a Monday holiday into a Thursday recovery. The Cinco De Mayo Proof That One Good Day Can Ruin The Next Three Black Tee is basically a war medal you can wear to brunch.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives the washing machine better than you survived May 6th
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing complicated
• DTG print (direct-to-garment) so the colors outlast your memory of that night
• Black tee, strategically chosen to hide whatever you spilled on yourself

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever texted "I'm never drinking again" on a Wednesday in May, yes. This is their shirt.

It works for birthdays, Cinco De Mayo party favors, or as a passive-aggressive reminder to someone who keeps dragging you into three-day benders. Pair it with some Pedialyte and you've got a care package.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Sizes run S through 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print stays sharp.

Is this only for Cinco De Mayo?
Technically you can wear it any day you've made questionable choices. But it hits different in early May.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.