Climate Change Is Real So Is My Desire To Not Give A F*ck Tee

The Climate Change Is Real So Is My Desire To Not Give A F*ck Tee is for everyone who accepts the science and still drives to the mailbox. Unethical Threads made this because somebody had to say it. You were already thinking it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who compost sometimes and fly twice a year. The kind of person who'll argue about carbon footprints at a barbecue they drove forty minutes to attend.

You know exactly who you are, and you've made peace with the contradiction. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after one wash (unlike the ice caps)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not that complicated
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your commitment to reusable bags
• Machine washable. Cold cycle if you want to pretend that helps.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes. It's the perfect gift for the friend who posts climate infographics and then orders everything on Amazon with next-day shipping.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a way of saying "I see you, and I'm not judging. Much." Pair it with a metal straw if you really want to commit to the bit.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape well.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers. The design stays vivid without cracking or peeling, no matter how many times you wash it.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Probably. But if someone gets upset about a shirt that acknowledges climate change is real, that's a whole different conversation.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 2-5 business days. You'll get a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page.