Costco Hotdog I Got That Dog In Me Tee

The Costco Hotdog I Got That Dog In Me Tee is exactly what it sounds like, and Unethical Threads wouldn't have it any other way. It's the $1.50 combo deal of graphic tees: cheap thrills, maximum satisfaction, and everyone in the food court knows what you're really saying.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's stood in that Costco food court line and felt something spiritual. You wore the meme out on TikTok, now wear it on your chest.

This shirt works at cookouts, grocery runs, and anywhere you want someone to read your torso and quietly reconsider making eye contact.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, we don't gatekeep)
• Classic crew neck because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after the joke stops being funny (it won't)
• Machine washable. We know you're not hand-washing anything.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who sends you memes at 2 AM and has strong opinions about condiments.

The Costco Hotdog I Got That Dog In Me Tee lands every time at birthdays, white elephants, or "I saw this and thought of you" moments. If the person you're buying for doesn't laugh, you might need a funnier friend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about Costco hotdogs?
On the surface, yes. Below the surface, also yes. We don't explain jokes here.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it normally and the print holds up.

How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. We'd teleport it to you if we could.

Will this offend someone?
Probably someone, somewhere. That's kind of the point.