Crab Rangoon Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Crab Rangoon Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print for people whose entire takeout order exists to support one appetizer. Two lines of text, no graphic, no explanation needed. Available in black or white, unisex S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

The person who orders crab rangoon before anyone's even looked at the menu. You already know if that's you.

You get an extra order "for the table" and eat all of it. Cream cheese is a personality trait at this point. The back print means everyone behind you in the takeout line knows exactly what they're dealing with. This is part of the Unethical Threads Slut collection (Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more), but crab rangoon is the most aggressively specific one in the lineup.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives laundry
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Crew neck, available in black or white
• DTG printed for color that holds up over time
• Design is on the back only. Front is blank.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone who orders crab rangoon at every restaurant that serves it, yes.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone say "where did you find this" instead of "thanks." Works for birthdays, holidays, or no occasion at all. The people who get offended by the word were never going to be fun at dinner anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back print look like?
Two lines of text: CRAB RANGOON / SLUT. No graphic. The front is completely blank.

Is this part of a collection?
Yes. The Slut collection from Unethical Threads includes Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Crab Rangoon is the most niche entry in the lineup.

What sizes are available?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. Follow the care label and it holds up.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The front is blank.