Crab Rangoon Slut Tee

The Crab Rangoon Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose entire takeout order is just a vehicle for the crab rangoon. Heavyweight cotton, text-only print, available in black or white. Two lines of text, one very specific confession.

Who actually wears this?

The person who orders extra crab rangoon "for the table" and then guards the container with their life. You know your order before you open the menu. You've called cream cheese a personality trait at least once and you meant it.

It's part of the Unethical Threads ___ Slut collection. Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, the whole roster. If your loyalties extend beyond appetizers, there's one for every vice.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (cream cheese doesn't discriminate)
• Crew neck
• DTG printed, so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack
• Available in black or white

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. But the word is self-applied and it's about a fried wonton, so if someone takes issue with your devotion to cream cheese filling, that is genuinely not your problem.

Maybe read the room at the PTA meeting. Everywhere else, wear it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Crab Rangoon Slut" mean?

It's a self-applied title for anyone shamelessly devoted to crab rangoon. The ___ Slut format means obsessive fan, not anything sexual. Just cream cheese wontons and no apologies.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Will the print crack or fade?

It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is in the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.

What other ___ Slut shirts do you have?

The lineup includes Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more. Browse the Slut collection to find yours.

Does it come in other colors?

Available in black or white. Two options, both correct.