Scissoring Tee

The Crossed Scissors Tee from Unethical Threads features two scissors crossed like a coat of arms. Clean, minimal, and absolutely not about arts and crafts. If you know, you know.

Who's Going to Get This?

Your girlfriend. Your girlfriend's girlfriend. The group chat that would absolutely lose it.

This is sapphic humor with plausible deniability built right in. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Pride. Wear it to Thanksgiving and see who figures it out first.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (V-necks are a personality test you don't want to fail)
• DTG printed so the design stays sharp, not cracked and peeling like your ex's apologies
• Pre-shrunk. Order your actual size and stop spiraling.

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the best gift. For Pride, an anniversary, or a random Tuesday when you want to make someone snort-laugh.

Subtle enough to wear to work. Pointed enough that the right person will get it the second they see it. If they don't get it, the shirt wasn't for them anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Crossed Scissors Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. The design is DTG printed, bonding ink directly into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash.

Is the shirt soft or stiff?
Heavyweight cotton, but soft. Sturdy without the cardboard energy.

How should I wash it?
Inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print handles it.

Is this actually about scissors?
Sure. Scissors. That's definitely what this is about.