Cum On Try Me Tee

The Cum On Try Me Tee from Unethical Threads is four words, one swapped letter, and a complete refusal to explain itself. It reads like a dare because it is one. The misspelling does all the work.

Who actually wears this?

People who spotted the swapped letter immediately and respected it. You know who you are.

Bold block capitals on a clean tee, available in black or white. No graphic, no fine print, no safety net. Just four words doing exactly what they look like they're doing.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard for this one
• DTG printed so the text stays as sharp as the joke
• Available in black or white, both equally confrontational

Can you wear this in public?

Technically, yes. Whether you should is between you and your read-the-room skills.

It's text on a shirt. Clean, minimal, four words. Some people will read it and keep walking. Some will read it twice. That second group is your people.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Cum On Try Me shirt actually say?

"CUM ON / TRY ME" in bold block capitals. That's it. Four words, no disclaimer.

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a touch roomy. If you're between sizes, your usual will work.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends on where you wear it and how fast people around you can read. We take no responsibility.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct to garment), so the text is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this available in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.