AAA D.A.R.N I'm Addicted To Drugs T-Shirt

The D.A.R.N I'm Addicted To Drugs t-shirt from Unethical Threads takes the logo your school counselor made you stare at and gives it the honesty upgrade it always needed. A D.A.R.E parody for people who survived the program and came out with opinions.

Who actually wears this?

People who sat through every D.A.R.E presentation and still turned out exactly how they wanted.

If you've ever said "I turned out fine" while doing something your mother wouldn't approve of, this shirt was designed with you in mind. It's the kind of tee that gets a knowing nod from the right people and total silence from the wrong ones. Both reactions are correct.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your habits
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar situations
• DTG print (direct-to-garment) for color that doesn't fade, even if your memory does
• Pre-shrunk fabric so it fits the same on Sunday morning as it did Friday night

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift for anyone who gets the joke without needing it explained.

Your friend who peaked at D.A.R.E graduation. Your cousin who has "theories" about gateway substances. The coworker who always makes the HR rep nervous at happy hour. You know exactly who this is for, and you probably already know their size.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say "I'm Addicted To Drugs" on it?

Yes. The design parodies the classic D.A.R.E logo with "D.A.R.N" and the full phrase. It's satire, not a confession.

What sizes does the D.A.R.N shirt come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on where you wear it. Office holiday party? Maybe read the room. Weekend barbecue? You'll be fine.

How should I wash this?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up, just don't iron directly over the design.