Danger Of Drowning Tee

The Danger Of Drowning Tee from Unethical Threads is a warning sign parody that looks perfectly innocent from across the room. Get closer and it clicks. If you know, you know.

Is this actually subtle?

From a distance, sure. It's a yellow caution sign on a tee. Very safety-conscious. Very responsible citizen energy.

Then someone reads the whole thing, clocks the arrow, and now you're both standing there pretending nothing happened. That's the sweet spot: plausible deniability with a punchline.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit from S all the way to 4XL
• Crew neck (the objectively correct neckline)
• DTG printed, so the colors stay put instead of cracking and peeling
• Classic yellow warning sign graphic with a strategically placed arrow

Can I wear this to a family barbecue?

Honestly, probably. The design is clean, no profanity, just a warning sign doing warning sign things.

Your weird uncle will get it immediately. Your mom might not look twice. And if she does, you can always claim you just thought it was a pool safety shirt. You won't be convincing, but you can try.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Danger Of Drowning Tee look like?

It's a yellow warning sign graphic with wavy water lines, a stick figure, the words 'DANGER OF DROWNING,' and a downward arrow. Think pool sign, but with a very adult sense of humor.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack over time?

No. The design is DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing.

Is there any profanity on this shirt?

Nope. The humor is entirely visual. No swear words, just a warning sign and an arrow doing all the work.

Is this a good gift?

If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, yes. If they clutch their pearls at a suggestive arrow, maybe get them a candle instead.