Dare To Go Bare Or Just Don't Go There Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Dare To Go Bare Or Just Don't Go There Tee from Unethical Threads is a rhyming innuendo printed across the back of the shirt. The double meaning hits exactly the way you think it does. Heavyweight cotton, suggestive text, and the kind of exit line people actually remember.

Who actually wears this?

People who think subtlety is overrated but still want plausible deniability.

The rhyme reads like a dare, a philosophy, or a very specific piece of advice, depending on who's asking. It's a party shirt, a vacation shirt, the kind of thing that gets read out loud by the person walking behind you. The back print placement means you deliver the line on your way out, which is honestly the perfect comedic timing.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't dissolve into tissue paper after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (the innuendo is one-size-fits-all, the shirt is not)
• Crew neck, clean front, all the action is on the back
• DTG printed for color that outlasts whatever situation this shirt gets you into
• Back print design, so you drop the line as you walk away like a closing argument

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift for someone with a sense of humor and a low threshold for innuendo.

If you have to wonder whether they'd laugh, they probably won't. Best for the friend who already says stuff like this out loud, the bachelor or bachelorette party crew, or anyone whose wardrobe could use more audacity. Pair it with zero context and let the back of the shirt do the talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Dare To Go Bare" mean on this shirt?

Whatever you need it to mean. The rhyme is deliberately open to interpretation, and that's the whole point.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The text is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be careful.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.