Dare To Go Bare Or Just Don't Go There Tee

The Dare To Go Bare Or Just Don't Go There Tee from Unethical Threads is a rhyming dare printed on heavyweight cotton that lands differently depending on who's reading it. It says what it says. You either get it or you don't, and honestly, both reactions are equally fun to watch.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think subtlety is overrated but still want plausible deniability.

It's a party shirt, a beach-day shirt, a "read the room and decide you don't care" shirt. The kind of person who reaches for the Dare To Go Bare Tee has a sense of humor that makes some people nervous and the rest of them loyal. If you've ever been told "you can't wear that," this is the one you're going to wear.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, we planned ahead)
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay put through every wash cycle
• Front print only, back is blank for when you need to walk away from the situation you just created

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to give them this, you already know the answer.

It's perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, or any occasion where the dress code is "questionable choices." Just make sure the recipient actually has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder, maybe grab a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Dare To Go Bare" actually mean?

Whatever you want it to mean. That's the whole point.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow basic wash instructions and it'll hold up fine.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on from 2004. The colors stay locked in.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If your office has a ping-pong table and a beer fridge, probably. If it has an HR department that sends emails with "gentle reminder" in the subject line, probably not.