Enjoy Cocaine Coca Cola Parody Tee

The Enjoy Cocaine Coca Cola Parody Tee from Unethical Threads does exactly what the name promises. You already know if this is your kind of shirt. If you laughed, it is.

Who's actually buying this?

The same people who wore D.A.R.E. shirts ironically in 2012 and never stopped escalating.

If your sense of humor already makes your family nervous at holidays, this is just the uniform. You wear this out and the right people find you, the wrong people avoid you. Both outcomes are wins.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a promotional giveaway from a blood drive
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay traditional
• DTG printed, so the colors don't bail after the first wash
• Pre-shrunk, because nobody wants a crop top surprise

Does this make a good gift?

If you know someone who'd laugh at this, absolutely.

Skip the Secret Santa coworker (unless you want that HR meeting). For your friend who already has questionable taste, this is a love letter and way funnier than socks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Enjoy Cocaine tee actually promoting drugs?

It's a parody shirt playing on the Coca Cola logo. It promotes bad decisions in general, not one specifically.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink to the fabric. Turn it inside out when washing if you want, but it holds up fine either way.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on where you live and how much you enjoy awkward eye contact.