Department Of No B*tches Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Department of No B*tches Tee from Unethical Threads is a parody government seal that turns the "no bitches?" meme into official federal business, printed on the back of the shirt. If your romantic track record could be a bureaucracy, this is the merch.

Who actually wears this?

People who've fully accepted their situation and decided to make it a whole identity. The type to frame a rejection letter.

This is a back-print design, so the reveal happens when you walk away. Which feels poetic, honestly. The fake government seal aesthetic makes it look like your inability to pull was signed into law by a sitting president. Self-deprecating humor at its most bureaucratic.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because loneliness doesn't discriminate
• Crew neck classic silhouette
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your situationships
• Back-print design so they read it as you walk away (fitting)

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who can laugh at themselves. Which is the only kind of person worth buying gifts for.

Send it to your single friend who keeps striking out. The guy in the group chat who hasn't had a match since the app updated. It says "I see your struggle and I respect it" in the funniest way possible. Just don't give it to someone you're actively trying to date.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Your government-issued status faces the world behind you.

What does "no bitches" mean?
It's a meme about being chronically single. If you have to ask, this shirt might not be for you, but now you know.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Minimal shrinkage. It's heavyweight cotton made for repeat washes. Follow the care tag and you're good.

What sizes does the Department of No B*tches Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends entirely on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, save it for the weekend.