Department Of No B*tches Tee

The Department of No Bitches Tee from Unethical Threads turns the internet's favorite meme into a fake federal department seal you can actually wear. Government-style graphic, peak absurdity, 100% unofficial. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted their Department of No Bitches membership with grace and dignity.

This is for the friend group that communicates entirely in memes and doesn't need everything spelled out. You already know if this is your shirt. The seal does the talking.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, the Department is inclusive)
• Classic crew neck because this isn't a fashion experiment
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the seal stays crisp and the colors don't bail after three washes
• Front print only. The back is classified.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone who peaked on meme culture.

This is the kind of present that gets an immediate photo sent to the group chat. Just know your audience. Your friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM? Perfect. Your coworker with a Live Laugh Love sign? Maybe try a different department.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade or crack?

No. The DTG printing method bonds the ink into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back?

Front only. Clean back.

Will this get me weird looks in public?

Almost certainly. That's the point.

What colors does it come in?

Black and white. The Department doesn't do pastels.