*NEW* Damn I Love Freedom Tee

The NEW Damn I Love Freedom Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone proudly repping DILF status. It says exactly what it says. If you know, you know, and if you don't, the person next to you at the cookout definitely will.

Who actually wears this?

Dads, future dads, and anyone who proudly self-identifies as a DILF. If you think patriotism and a well-placed double meaning aren't mutually exclusive, this shirt was made for you.

Throw it on for the Fourth of July, Memorial Day, or literally any Tuesday because loving freedom isn't seasonal. Your partner might sigh. Your buddies will want one.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (we believe in freedom for every body type)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a choice and this shirt already made enough choices
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through countless washes, no cracking, no fading
• Machine washable. You've got better things to do.

Is this a good gift?

It's the gift that gets the biggest reaction at the party. Perfect for the DILF in your life, self-proclaimed or otherwise.

Works for Father's Day, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just because someone deserves to walk around looking like a national treasure. Wrap it or don't. The Damn I Love Freedom tee speaks for itself the second it comes out of the bag.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does DILF stand for on this shirt?

Damn I Love Freedom. That's it. That's the whole acronym. Whatever else you were thinking, that's on you.

Is this shirt good for the Fourth of July?

It was practically made for it. BBQs, fireworks, day drinking in a lawn chair. This is the uniform.

What sizes does the Damn I Love Freedom tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for pretty much everyone.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Follow the care instructions like an adult and you'll be fine.

Can I wear this around my parents?

You can. Whether you should is between you and your family's sense of humor.