AAA Dill Doe T Shirt

The Dill Doe T Shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A pun so perfectly stupid it circles back to genius. If your sense of humor lives in the gutter, welcome home.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in group chats. The friend who brings chaos to brunch and somehow gets invited back every time.

This shirt isn't for everyone, and that's the whole point. You either get the Dill Doe or you don't. The people who don't were never going to be fun at parties anyway.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't thin out after three washes like bargain bin nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got the big folks covered)
• Crew neck, because not everything needs to be complicated
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your last relationship

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, it's a perfect gift. You know exactly who they are.

They're the ones who already own three shirts they can't wear to Thanksgiving. The Dill Doe fits right in with that collection. For the wrong person, it's a fast track to awkward silence and a regifted candle in return.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Dill Doe T Shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up over time without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, this is a weekend shirt.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed, comfortable fit. Thick enough to feel solid without being stiff.