Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians tee by Unethical Threads is the chocolate remix of a line that's been living rent-free on the internet for years. Design is on the back, so you get a solid head start before anyone reacts. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who don't need a disclaimer before they tell a joke. If you've ever described yourself as "a lot" and meant it as a compliment, this is your shirt.

The chocolate spin on the classic honey version adds an extra layer of absurd. It's the kind of thing you wear to a cookout and your friend's cool aunt high-fives you for. Nobody needs the backstory. The phrase does all the work.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're chaotic, not unhinged
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the wash cycle gauntlet
• Back print design. Front stays clean for plausible deniability.

Is This a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. For the friend who says the thing everyone else was thinking. For your sister who collects inappropriate shirts like trophies. For anyone who's earned the right to be a little too much at brunch.

Just maybe don't gift-wrap it for your partner's parents. Unless they're cool. You know if they're cool.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, giving you a solid two seconds before anyone realizes what they're dealing with.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does this shirt shrink in the wash?
Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the heavyweight cotton keeps its shape. Treat it right and it'll outlast your last relationship.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Both look good. Pick whichever matches your energy.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.