Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians Tee

The Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians tee is Unethical Threads at peak thirst. It's the chocolate upgrade to a certified classic line, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. For anyone who knows exactly what they want and isn't shy about announcing it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who upgraded their pickup lines from honey to chocolate. This shirt doesn't need context or a disclaimer.

You either get it or you pretend you don't, and both reactions are equally entertaining. It hits with the brunch crowd, the pride crowd, and pretty much anyone who treats their wardrobe like a personality test. It passes every time.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after two washes (we know you were worried)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because thirst is size-inclusive
• Classic crew neck, because V-necks are trying too hard for this energy
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps the design locked in, no fading
• Available in black or white, pick your fighter

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Honestly, it's one of the best gifts you can give someone who already thinks they're impossible to shop for.

This is the present with the energy of a gift card but infinitely more personality. Birthdays, bachelorette parties, pride month, "just because I saw this and it's literally you." Just know your audience. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, that says more about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Dip Me In Chocolate shirt unisex?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit available in sizes S through 4XL.

What's the print quality like?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design stays sharp and colorful through regular washing.

Does this come in different colors?
Available in black or white.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We'd wear it to brunch.