Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians Tee

The Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians tee from Unethical Threads is pure chaotic energy on heavyweight cotton. You already know if this is your shirt. If you're still reading, it is.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't workshop their jokes for three days before telling them. This shirt hits at Pride, house parties, cookouts, and anywhere the dress code is "be a lot." If you've ever said something out loud and immediately thought "worth it," congratulations, you're the target demographic.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a disposable costume
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for colors that survive the wash (and the walk of shame)
• Soft enough to sleep in after you've made your point

Is this a good Pride shirt?

It's the best Pride shirt. Most Pride merch looks like a bank designed it during a sensitivity training. This one actually says something. It's loud, it's funny, and it captures the energy that made Pride a thing in the first place.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?
To someone, somewhere, definitely. That's the whole premise. If you need a shirt that makes everybody comfortable, we are genuinely not your brand.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in through every wash cycle. Turn it inside out on cold if you want to be careful, but it handles itself.

Can I wear this to Pride?
You absolutely can and should. This is the antidote to every corporate rainbow tee at the parade.

Is this a good gift?
If you know someone who'd laugh at this, yes. If you have to think about it too hard, you already know the answer.