Do Not Feed Whore Drugs Minion Tee

The Do Not Feed Whore Drugs Minion Tee from Unethical Threads is a public service announcement that nobody asked for, printed on a shirt that even fewer people asked for. A cursed minion, a questionable message, and the confidence to wear both. You already know if this is for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who send unhinged memes in the group chat at 2 AM. If your humor has ever made someone leave a room, congratulations, you're the target demographic.

This shirt pairs well with poor life choices, energy drinks, and friends who stopped being surprised by you a long time ago. It's for the person who sees a cursed minion meme and thinks "yeah, that needs to be on my chest." Wear it to family dinner if you're feeling brave.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (unlike your reputation)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you probably shouldn't be
• Machine washable. We know you're not dry cleaning this.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life posts cursed minion memes unironically, this is basically a love language.

It's cheaper than an intervention and significantly funnier. You don't even need to wrap it. Just hand it over and watch them light up like they've finally been understood.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about drugs?

It's a minion giving questionable life advice. How you interpret that is between you and HR.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so everyone can make regrettable fashion choices comfortably.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. Your dignity is a separate issue.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable being perceived. We believe in you.

Does this shirt run true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go up. Nobody ever regretted extra room.