Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Sweatshirt

The Do Not Give Me A Cigarette sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's "quit" smoking six times this year. You know the drill: two drinks in, someone lights up, and suddenly your willpower evaporates. This sweatshirt does the heavy lifting your self-control won't.

Who actually needs this sweatshirt?

Anyone who's ever bummed "just one" cigarette and then chain-smoked half a pack on someone's porch at 2 AM.

If your friends have to physically slap cigarettes out of your hand, this is the polite version of that. It's a cry for help you can wear to brunch. Let the chest do the talking so your lungs don't have to.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real garment, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because you're not that complicated
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color through every shame cycle in the wash
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you stress-eat instead of smoking

Is this a good gift for someone trying to quit?

It's the best gift. Honestly, better than nicotine gum. Better than the patch.

If someone you love keeps "quitting" every Monday, hand them this and let the sweatshirt do the confrontation you're too nice to have. They'll laugh. Then they'll wear it. Then some stranger at a bar will actually respect the request, and you'll have done more than a box of Nicorette ever could.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this sweatshirt actually stop people from giving you cigarettes?

Surprisingly, yes. Most people read your chest before offering you a smoke. It's not foolproof (drunk people can't read), but it's more effective than your willpower.

What sizes does the Do Not Give Me A Cigarette sweatshirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone regardless of how many quit-smoking snacks you've been housing.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The print will outlast your commitment to quitting.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

It says Do Not Give Me A Cigarette. It's not profane, it's not graphic, it's just a desperate plea printed on a sweatshirt. Wear it anywhere.