Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint cry for help from your sober self to every enabler at the party. You know you're three drinks away from bumming one, and this shirt is the only thing standing between you and regret.

Who actually needs this shirt?

Anyone who's ever said "I only smoke when I drink" and then proceeded to drink five nights a week. This is preemptive damage control in tee form.

You're outsourcing your self-control to the strangers standing behind you at the bar, which honestly might be your best strategy yet. The text runs across the back in big, unmissable letters because subtlety was never going to save you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so yes, there's one for your whole friend group
• Classic crew neck, blank front, message on the back where it counts
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't crack, peel, or quietly give up after two washes
• The shirt keeps its promise. Whether you do is a different conversation.

Is this a good gift for someone trying to quit?

It might be the most thoughtful gift you can give. It says "I love you, I support you, and I'm publicly shaming you into compliance."

Peak friendship energy. Also works as a gift for someone who has absolutely no intention of quitting but thinks the chaos is funny. Either way, you're covered.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the text on the front or the back?
It's a backprint. The text runs across the upper back so everyone behind you gets the message. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little generous.

Will this actually stop people from giving me cigarettes?
That depends entirely on how well your friends listen. The shirt does its job. Your willpower is your problem.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I return it if I start smoking again?
No. But you can wear it as a cautionary tale.