*NEW* Do Not Give Me Alcohol Tee

The Do Not Give Me Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is a public service announcement you wear on your chest. If your friends have ever had to physically take a drink out of your hand, this is your shirt. Or theirs. Honestly, buy two.

Who actually needs this shirt?

Everyone who's ever woken up to a group chat full of evidence.

You know who you are. The person who turns "just one drink" into a three-part documentary series. This shirt won't stop you from making bad decisions, but at least nobody can say they weren't warned.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever you put it through (and yourself through)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck for a clean look that contrasts nicely with your behavior
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even when you can't
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because at least something in your life should be predictable

Is this a good gift for a friend who drinks too much?

It's the best gift.

If you have a friend who needs this shirt, you already know. Skip the card. The shirt IS the card. It says everything you've been wanting to say at every pregame since 2019.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. Unlike your dignity after karaoke night, this tee holds its shape.

What sizes does the Do Not Give Me Alcohol tee come in?

S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep bad decisions by size.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. No fading, no cracking. Your shirt will outlast your sobriety.

Can I wear this to a bar?

You can. Will the bartender listen? Historically, no.