Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee

The Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee from Unethical Threads is a stop-sign protest parody for people who commit to the bit. The graphic stacks the demand over #DON'TBLOWMYHIGH with a stop sign underneath, because some requests deserve official signage. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat personal boundaries like a public safety issue. If your approach to making a point involves visual aids and all caps, you already get it.

This tee works at festivals, house parties, and anywhere the energy is high enough to match the message. It's a protest sign you can throw in the wash. Pair it with cargo shorts and questionable decisions.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up and doesn't thin out after a dozen washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL, because this message needs range
• Crew neck. Classic silhouette, because the graphic is doing all the heavy lifting.
• DTG print locks the colors in so the demand stays legible long-term
• Available in black or white. Pick your protest background.

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the whole bit.

The Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee is a protest-sign parody, and like all good parody, it's going to bother at least one person at the cookout. If you need universal outfit approval, this isn't your shirt. If you like watching someone try to figure out if you're serious, welcome home.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Colors stay locked in.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. Two options, both solid.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable with the follow-up questions. Or the lack of them, depending on the crowd.