Do Not Resuscitate Tee

The Do Not Resuscitate Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan DNR joke for anyone who's emotionally flatlined and has no plans to recover. Available in black or white, this is the shirt you wear when your sense of humor is the only vital sign still showing.

Who actually wears a Do Not Resuscitate shirt?

People who've been asked "how are you?" one too many times and decided the honest answer needed to go on their chest.

Night shift workers, parents of toddlers, anyone sitting through their third hour of a meeting that could've been an email. The DNR tee is for people who are technically alive but not taking questions about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after a few washes (the bar is low and we clear it)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors outlast your will to participate
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who responds to "how's your day?" with a thousand-yard stare, absolutely.

The Do Not Resuscitate Tee is one of those gifts that says "I see you, I get it, and I'm not going to ask if you're okay." It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a Tuesday when someone clearly needs it. If the recipient is easily offended, though, maybe stick with a gift card.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Do Not Resuscitate shirt an actual medical directive?
No. This is a humor tee, not a legal document. Please do not present this to your doctor and expect it to hold up.

What sizes does the DNR tee come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
The DTG print holds its color. Follow the care instructions and you'll get plenty of wear out of it.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Can I actually wear this in public?
You can and you should. Most people laugh. The ones who don't were already having a bad day, and honestly, that just proves the shirt's point.