Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee from Unethical Threads prints a spectacularly bad pickup line across the back of a heavyweight tee. Available in black or white. Nobody sees it coming until you've already walked past.

Who actually wears this?

People with more confidence than judgment. The kind of person who treats every exit like a punchline and thinks asking a stranger's butt about its schedule is peak comedy.

You don't put this on to be subtle. You put it on because you've already decided the reaction is worth it, and honestly, you're probably right.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't quit after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because a V-neck would be trying too hard for this shirt)
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. One of those where the person opens it, stares at it for a second, and then can't stop laughing.

If someone in your life would genuinely ask a butt about its availability, you already know this is the move. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

It reads "DOES YOUR BUTT HAVE TIME FOR ME?" in text across three lines on the back. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is blank, so nobody knows what's coming until you walk away.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.