Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee

The Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line ever committed to fabric. It's the kind of shirt that says you've given up on charm but not on confidence. Available in black or white, because your terrible flirting deserves options.

Who actually wears this?

People who think subtlety is overrated. The type who'd say this out loud at a bar and somehow walk away with a phone number.

The Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee lives in that sweet spot between "I'm joking" and "unless you're into it." It's for the friend who always takes it one step too far, and you love them for it. If you've ever opened with something you immediately regretted but would absolutely say again, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb the judgment.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even your worst ideas deserve clean lines
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than anyone you try this line on
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you give someone when a gift card feels too safe.

It works for birthdays, bachelor parties, white elephants, or any occasion where you want the recipient to open it, read it, and say "you're the worst" while already trying it on. You know exactly who in your life needs the Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee. You might be one of them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt suggestive?
It has the word "butt" on it and frames it as a pickup line. So yes. But it's more goofy than graphic, more playground taunt than anything explicit.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being baggy.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black and white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, sure. If HR is already watching you, maybe save it for the weekend.