Don't Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer Tee (BACKPRINT)

Unethical Threads made the Don't Ask Me For Advice tee for people who still consider a punch to the face legitimate counsel. The whole quote prints on the back, so whoever's walking behind you gets the full disclaimer. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been asked for their opinion one too many times and decided to issue a blanket warning.

Your coworker who says "I'm just being honest" before every sentence. The friend everyone calls last because they know the answer won't be gentle. This shirt is their uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a hit (fitting, really)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you don't need a collar to make a statement
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Design is on the back. The front stays clean. Let them read it as you walk away.

Is this a good gift?

Yes. If you know someone whose advice always circles back to comedic violence, this is the gift.

Birthdays, holidays, "I saw this and thought of you" moments. It's the kind of present that makes someone laugh and say "you get me." Just maybe don't gift-wrap it for HR.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. The front is blank. Think of it as a rear-view warning label.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded letters.

Is this shirt actually threatening?

No. It's a joke. If you need that explained, this might not be your shirt.

What's the shirt material?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not thick enough to sweat through in July.