Don't Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer Tee

The Don't Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer Tee from Unethical Threads is a public service announcement in cotton form. You're warning people upfront: your guidance comes with a liability waiver and possibly an assault charge.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told to "think before you speak" so many times it stopped working.

Look, some of us sat through the anger management PowerPoint and came out the other side unchanged. This shirt is for the friend everyone loves but nobody asks for relationship advice. The one whose first instinct is always correct, just not legal.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (unlike the people you'd like to give one)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that stays put longer than your patience
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your opinions

Will this offend someone?

Probably. That's sort of the point.

It's a joke shirt with obvious hyperbole. Nobody wearing this is actually advocating violence. But if you're heading into a meeting with HR, maybe throw a jacket over it. Also makes a killer gift for the friend whose advice always starts with "okay so hear me out" and ends with someone getting blocked.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and the print outlasts your patience with people.

Is this shirt offensive?

Depends who you ask. It's obviously a joke. If someone takes it literally, that says more about them than you.

What material is this made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Soft, durable, and thick enough to feel substantial.

How should I wash this shirt?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up fine. Your ego at family dinner is another story.