Don't Be A Dummy Cum On Her Tummy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Don't Be A Dummy Cum On Her Tummy Tee from Unethical Threads is a crude rhyming PSA printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton graphic tee. A cheerful cartoon hot dog delivers advice nobody asked for but everyone remembers. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think safe-sex PSAs peaked in the '90s and went downhill from there. Bachelor party crews, the friend who always takes the joke one step further, and anyone whose sense of humor makes their mother sigh.

The backprint design means you're delivering the punchline as you walk away. Honestly, that's the best possible comedic timing for a shirt like this.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, because we planned ahead)
• Classic crew neck, because you're already pushing limits elsewhere
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put
• Design printed on the back, where the best exit lines belong

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges where the goal is to make someone's partner question their life choices.

The rhyme sticks in your head whether you want it to or not. Just know your audience. If you do know the person, this is the one they'll actually wear.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

A cartoon hot dog character next to the text "Don't Be A Dummy / Cum On Her Tummy" in a mock-PSA style. The whole design is printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?

One of the best. Crude rhyme, cartoon hot dog, zero subtlety. It's basically a dress code.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and you're good.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.