AAA Dont Be A Loser Keep Gambling Shirt

The Don't Be a Loser Keep Gambling shirt from Unethical Threads is for people who treat every bad decision like a warm-up round. Heavyweight cotton tee with a message your financial advisor would hate. Because quitting is for people with savings accounts.

Who actually wears this?

Degenerate poker night regulars. Fantasy league commissioners who are down bad. Your buddy who says "I'm due" every single hand.

This shirt is basically a personality test you wear on your chest. If someone reads it and nods, you've found your people. If they look concerned, that's their problem.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a casino floor, a barstool, and your third trip to the buffet
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (the house always wins, but at least you'll be comfortable)
• Classic crew neck, because you're a degenerate, not an animal
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color longer than you hold your chips
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your betting history

Is this a good gift for a gambler?

It's the perfect gift. Better than cash, because they'd just lose that anyway.

Give this to your friend who talks about their "system," your coworker with three parlay apps on their phone, or your dad who still thinks he's going to hit it big in Vegas. It says "I see you" in the most loving, roast-your-friends way possible.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. We use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up wash after wash.

Can I wear this to a casino?

Absolutely. Whether the pit boss appreciates it is between you and the pit boss.

Is this actually encouraging gambling?

It's a joke on a t-shirt, not financial advice. But we're not your parents.

Does it shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.