Don't Bully Me I Will Cum Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Don't Bully Me I Will Cum tee from Unethical Threads is a back print meme shirt that weaponizes oversharing into a power move. Two lines of text on the back, nothing on the front, and the kind of energy that either clears a room or earns a high five. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S-4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who already won the argument by refusing to be embarrassed. This is for someone whose entire defense strategy is making it weird before anyone else gets the chance.

The back print placement is doing real work here. Whoever is behind you reads it first, which is exactly where this particular message needs to land. You don't even have to turn around. Just keep walking.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wearing and repeated double-takes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut. The shirt is not the main character here.
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp through every wash cycle
• Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the whole deal.

This is an adult humor shirt for people who think the internet's sense of humor belongs in public. If the person behind you in line has a reaction, the shirt did its job. You bought an inappropriate meme tee. You knew what this was.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up through the wash.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is this appropriate for work?
Genuinely, no.