AAA Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum Tee

The Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A threat, a promise, and a deeply uncomfortable thing to read on someone's chest at a family barbecue. Peak inappropriate humor on heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the best defense mechanism is making everyone else uncomfortable first.

Your friend who peaked in group chat humor. The person at the party you either immediately love or immediately avoid, no middle ground. If you've ever been told "you can't say that," this shirt is basically your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial. Not that thin, see-through stuff from a tourist shop.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Everyone deserves to make people uncomfortable.
• Crew neck. Classic. The text does all the heavy lifting here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color even after your mom washes it three times trying to make the words fade.
• Printed and shipped to order, so each one is made fresh for your specific brand of chaos.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give someone.

It says "I understand your sense of humor AND I'm willing to be associated with you publicly." Give it to the friend who always takes the joke one step too far, or keep it for yourself. We don't judge.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Available in S through 4XL.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a beer fridge, probably. If you're already on thin ice with HR, read the room.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Each shirt is printed to order, so returns aren't available unless it arrives damaged or defective. Check the size chart before ordering.