Don't Flirt With Me I Fuck Good And I'm Crazy Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Don't Flirt With Me I Fuck Good And I'm Crazy tee is a public service announcement from Unethical Threads. It's a fair warning printed on the back of the shirt, so they read it as you walk away. Because you will be walking away.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with the kind of confidence that makes therapists nervous.

This shirt is for anyone who's been told they're "a lot" and took it as a compliment. It's unhinged energy distilled into cotton, and honestly, it fits better than your last situationship. Available in black or white, because your personality is already colorful enough.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your chaotic energy and your dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because unhinged comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic and clean (somebody here has to be)
• DTG printed graphic for color that outlasts whatever you did last weekend
• Back print, so the message hits after you've already walked past

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely, and you should.

This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I support it." Perfect for the friend who overshares on the first date, the partner who warned you early, or yourself after realizing you were the crazy one all along. It's cheaper than therapy and significantly more honest.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The back. The whole point is they read it after you've already made your exit. Front is clean.

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit, so yes. Check the size chart if you run hot in more ways than one. S through 4XL.

Will this offend people?
That depends entirely on how good you actually are. The shirt just states facts. Not our problem if the facts are uncomfortable.

What's the print quality like?
DTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors stay put through washes. Your reputation might not, but the shirt will.

Does it come in other colors?
Black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.