Don't Get Horny Around Me I'm An Empath Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Don't Get Horny Around Me I'm An Empath Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print graphic tee that turns wellness-influencer boundary-setting into something genuinely unhinged. Five lines of stacked text on the back announce your most important emotional limit to anyone walking behind you. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who post "setting boundaries" on their story and mean it in the most chaotic way possible.

This is therapy-speak gone sideways, printed on heavyweight cotton. The front is completely blank. You look someone dead in the eye while the person behind you reads your most important personal boundary.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because your emotional boundaries don't require a V-neck
• DTG printed for color that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are
• Back print only, front is completely blank

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the best things you can hand someone in a gift bag.

Buy it for the friend who won't stop talking about their attachment style. Or the one who posts crystals on their story. Either way, you're making a point, and they'll wear it anyway because deep down they know it's accurate.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I get?
Runs true to size in a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go up.

Is the design on the front or the back?
Back only. The front is completely blank.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Wash cold, tumble dry low. Heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you enjoy working there.

What colors does this come in?
Black and white.