Don't Get Horny Around Me I'm An Empath Tee

The Don't Get Horny Around Me I'm An Empath Tee from Unethical Threads is therapy culture's most unhinged boundary. It takes the earnest "I'm an empath" declaration and runs it straight off a cliff. Wellness parody on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've sat through one too many "I absorb other people's energy" monologues and decided to fight back.

If you've ever been cornered at a party by someone explaining their empathic gifts while you try to reach the chip bowl, this is your uniform. It reads as deadpan as you need it to. Pairs well with a blank stare and complete emotional unavailability.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (for absorbing everyone's vibes symmetrically)
• DTG print for color that won't fade when your boundaries do
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they've ever unironically said "I just feel things more deeply than other people," absolutely.

This is the shirt that says what the group chat has been thinking. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just passive-aggressive Tuesdays. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, then immediately put it on.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortably on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Is this shirt actually soft?
It's heavyweight cotton, so it has substance. Not tissue-paper thin, not cardboard stiff. The sweet spot.

Can I wear this to therapy?
You can. Whether you should is between you and your licensed professional.