Don't Let Me Do Shots Or Coke Tee

The Don't Let Me Do Shots Or Coke tee is your pre-game disclaimer printed on cotton. Unethical Threads made this for the person in every friend group who needs a handler, a Gatorade, and maybe a lawyer by 1 AM.

Who Actually Wears This?

The person whose Uber rating is below 4.5 and whose bar tab has its own zip code. You know exactly who you are.

Your friends have been saying "someone needs to watch you" for years, and this tee finally puts it in writing. It's less of a fashion choice and more of a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst nights out
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)
• Crew neck, because at least something about you should be classic
• DTG print that keeps its color longer than you keep your composure
• Machine washable, which is good because you're going to need that

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. If someone in your life has ever sent a 3 AM text they had to apologize for at brunch, this is their uniform.

It's the kind of gift that makes them laugh, then pause, then go "wait, what are you trying to say." Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or an intervention disguised as a present.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Don't Let Me Do Shots Or Coke tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds up wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it doesn't need much.

Is this shirt actually about drugs?

It's about whatever you need it to be about. We don't judge. That's kind of our whole thing.

Can I wear this to a family event?

You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is a different question. Read the room, or don't. We're not your parents.