AAA Don't Let Me Drink Milk It Makes My Tummy Hurt T Shirt

The Don't Let Me Drink Milk It Makes My Tummy Hurt tee is a public service announcement for anyone whose body declared war on dairy. From Unethical Threads, because someone had to say it out loud. Wear it next time your friends suggest getting ice cream.

Who actually needs this shirt?

You. Specifically, if you've ever said "I can handle a little cheese" and then spent the next three hours regretting every decision you've ever made. This shirt is less of a fashion statement and more of a medical alert bracelet that actually looks good.

It's also for the people who love someone lactose intolerant and are tired of hearing about it. Redirect all complaints to the shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that's thicker than your denial about what dairy does to you
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because bloating is unpredictable
• Crew neck, classic, comfortable, no surprises (unlike that latte you ordered with real milk)
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your ability to digest a milkshake
• Machine washable, which is good, because you'll be wearing this a lot

Does this actually make a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If you know someone who orders oat milk at coffee shops but then eats an entire block of cheddar at 2 AM, this is their shirt. It costs less than a gastroenterologist visit and gets the point across faster.

It also works for the person who just thinks the phrase is funny. Not everything has to be autobiographical.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt only for people who are lactose intolerant?
No. It's for anyone who thinks the phrase is funny, which is most people. Lactose intolerance is optional but enhances the experience.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed, so no. The colors hold up just fine. Your stomach lining, on the other hand, is a different story.

Can I wear this to a dinner party?
You can and you should. Especially if they're serving a cheese board.