Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily tee from Unethical Threads is a back-of-shirt warning label for anyone whose startle response goes straight to their digestive system. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and functioning as the most honest public service announcement you'll ever wear.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who stopped pretending a long time ago. If your body treats every jump scare, loud noise, or unexpected tap on the shoulder as a reason to sound the alarm from the wrong end, this is just transparency. The design is printed on the back, which means it's doing the work for you before anyone gets too close. Consider it a courtesy to everyone walking behind you.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives repeated washes and repeated social situations
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because this particular issue does not discriminate
• Classic crew neck, business up front, warning label on the back
• DTG printed for color that stays vivid season after season
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the ideal gift for the person in your life who has already traumatized you at least once with an involuntary outburst. You both know who they are. Wrapping this up is less of a surprise and more of a formal acknowledgment. If you loved our Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily design, this is the companion piece for the friend with a slightly different trigger. They'll wear it because at this point, denial isn't an option.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a front or back print?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you can approach people normally before they read the warning behind you.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it holds its shape.

Is this going to offend someone?

It's a fart joke on a shirt. If that offends someone, they were already looking for a reason. Most people just laugh.

Does it come in other colors?

Currently available in black and white.