Don't Shoot I'm White Tee

The Don't Shoot I'm White Tee from Unethical Threads is the kind of shirt that makes a room go quiet. Deadpan, unfiltered, and absolutely not for everyone. If you have to ask whether you can pull it off, you already have your answer.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't flinch. The Don't Shoot I'm White Tee is for the person who treats uncomfortable silence like applause.

You know the type. They're the one at the barbecue who says the thing everyone else was thinking but would never put on a shirt. This isn't a cry for attention. It's proof that you genuinely do not care who's uncomfortable, as long as you're the one laughing.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your reputation will
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, your uncle can get in on this too)
• Crew neck, because at least one thing about this shirt should be classic
• DTG print for lasting color. The joke stays sharp, trust us
• Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Absolutely. The Don't Shoot I'm White Tee is not subtle, not apologetic, and not trying to be liked. It is the bluntest thing in your closet and it does not care about your coworker's feelings.

If you're buying this as a gift, make sure the recipient is the kind of person who laughs at things other people write apology posts about. If they're not that person, you just bought the funniest shirt nobody will ever wear outside the house.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually as bad as it sounds?

Worse, probably. The Don't Shoot I'm White Tee is designed to get a reaction, and it has never once failed.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much anybody brave enough to wear it.

Does the print fade after washing?

DTG printed for lasting color. This thing holds up just fine in the wash.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to be confident they won't disown you. When in doubt, go with a gift card.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Both equally effective at making strangers avoid eye contact.