Don't Slut Shame Slut Celebrate Tee

The Don't Slut Shame Slut Celebrate tee from Unethical Threads is sex-positive humor that doesn't whisper. It says what you're thinking, and it says it on your chest. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped apologizing for having a good time about three years ago.

Your friend who shows up to brunch already buzzed and owns it completely. The person at the party who makes everyone else feel overdressed and underprepared. If you think body positivity should come with a punchline, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S-4XL (yes, everyone's invited to the celebration)
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed for color that holds up, not cracks and peels
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone you actually know.

Not your coworker from Secret Santa (unless your office is way cooler than most). But your best friend? Your ride-or-die? The person who already owns three shirts they can't wear to Thanksgiving? Absolutely.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Don't Slut Shame Slut Celebrate tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Wash cold, skip the high heat, and you're good.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing means the graphic stays sharp. No cracking, no peeling.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We believe in you, but HR might not.