Don't Take The High Road Take The Psycho-Path Tee

The Don't Take The High Road Take The Psycho-Path Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who saw the moral high ground and kept walking. Text-only front print on heavyweight cotton. It tells people everything they need to know about your decision-making process without saying a word.

Who actually wears this?

People who decided the high road was boring and never looked back. Your unhinged group chat friend. The coworker who says what everyone else is thinking but won't. If anyone has ever described you as "a lot," this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged, not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the colors don't ghost you after one wash cycle
• Available in black or white (both equally menacing)

Does this make a good gift?

It's a great gift for someone you actually know and like. Handing this to a stranger at a gift exchange is a power move, but read the room first. Works especially well for the friend who says the quiet part out loud, the sibling who embraces being the family problem child, or anyone who thinks motivational posters are a cry for help.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Psycho-Path tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Does the print fade or crack?

No. The DTG print holds its color. Your shirt will outlast most of your relationships.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on who's reading it. We think it's funny. Your HR department might disagree.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable enough to wear every day, sturdy enough to survive it.