AAA Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Red 40 T Shirt

Unethical Threads made a shirt for people who can't function until they've had their daily Red 40. The Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Red 40 tee features a cat who gets it, because even your pet is probably hooked on whatever they're putting in those treats.

Who actually wears this?

People who saw Red 40 get banned in half of Europe and took it personally. The kind of person who reads ingredient labels not to avoid things, but to make sure they're getting enough.

If you've ever defended a gas station energy drink to someone who only drinks oat milk, this shirt was made for you. It's a loyalty oath to artificial color.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your Red 40 habit
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, so the whole spectrum of food dye enthusiasts is covered
• Classic crew neck, because some things don't need to be disrupted
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid longer than Red 40 stays legal in any given country
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises belong in ingredient lists, not your laundry

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If you know someone who's been personally victimized by the Red 40 discourse, this is their shirt.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive commentary on someone's diet. The cat graphic seals it. Nobody sees this on a shelf and walks past it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Red 40 shirt soft?

Yes. It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing a statement about food dye.

What sizes does the Red 40 shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so size down if you like it snug.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk. The only thing shrinking is the list of countries where Red 40 is still legal.

Does the print fade after washing?

DTG printing means the design holds up. It'll stay vivid longer than your commitment to reading ingredient labels.

What's on the shirt besides the text?

A cat graphic. Because nothing says "I have opinions about food dye" like a cat who clearly also has opinions.